I like making things people can use.
I’m William J. Crowell, based in Red Deer, Alberta. My projects range from a moving-service website to independent music under MusicSubject and Call Me Daddy. Apparently one category was not going to hold my attention.
The humour is part of it.
I like names you can actually remember, pages with some personality, and useful things hiding behind a joke. Your business can have its own voice too. We can keep it straight, make it playful, or land somewhere that sounds like you.
Leave with something useful
Show proof without inventing a personality.
A good project example answers a few real questions. It doesn’t need a fictional award.
- Pick one piece of work you are allowed to show.
- Describe what the project needed.
- Say exactly which part you did.
- Show the actual result or link.
- Leave out results, clients, and qualifications you cannot substantiate.
Take the prompt. Try it yourself.
This only copies text when you click. It does not send your information to an AI service.
The actual useful part
You talk with me about the project. We agree on what’s included, what it costs, and how we’ll get it ready to use.
Tell William about your project See the work first ↗Still curious? Try hire.omgimareplyguy.com. Or take the scenic route through your.frigging.link.